If You Drop the Cabbage… Heads Will Roll Tote

crisp pun with serious consequences.This retro sunset design delivers the perfect play on words:“If you drop the cabbage, heads will roll.”It’s clever, bold, and features a hand-drawn cabbage character by the artist’s daughter — adding heart to the humor.Why You'll Love It:Vintage-style sunset background with bold distressed linesHand-drawn cabbage “head” front and center (watch your footing!)Great for pun lovers, gardeners, kitchen clowns, or dad-joke royaltyPart of our original retro veggie collection, created with family artistry

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