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Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Unlimited Potential – Vintage Inspirational Typography Design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Unlock your greatness with this bold, vintage-inspired message: “Your Potential Is Unlimited – Keep Pressing Forward.” This design blends antique signage flair with a powerful reminder to persevere, no matter the obstacle. With a distressed gold and green palette and ornamental frame, it's perfect for anyone chasing dreams, lifting others, or simply refusing to quit. Ideal for: • Students and grads • Entrepreneurs and creatives • Coaches, mentors, and motivators • Anyone who believes in pressing forward with purpose Great on: • Tees, hoodies, totes, stickers & more • Light and mid-tone backgrounds (Ivory, Chambray, Moss, Pepper) Wear your mindset. Speak your mission. Inspire daily.

Tags: coach gift idea, daily encouragement, distressed lettering, graduation gift, growth mindset
World’s Okayest Graduate 2025 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Celebrate academic mediocrity in all its glory! This scruffy little scholar survived late-night cramming, cold pizza breakfasts, and group projects from... well, you know. Whether it’s high school, college, or the school of life — this design says: I made it… barely. Features: Adorably exhausted cartoon grad in a tattered cap and gown 2025 edition for timely gifting (or choose evergreen) Perfect gift for sarcastic seniors, stressed-out students, or “just-passed” legends

Tags: graduation 2025, class of 2025, high school graduate, barely passed, funny grad gift
With Age Comes Wisdom (And Back Pain) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Wisdom doesn't come cheap — it comes with sore joints, naps at odd hours, and forgetting why you walked into a room. This delightfully grumpy Einstein-style emoji says what we're all thinking: With age comes wisdom… that must be why I feel so old. Perfect for milestone birthdays, retirement parties, or anyone embracing the aches with a sense of humor. Why It Works: Striking electric blue and white text combo Cartoon genius emoji with glorious silver hair and the weight of wisdom A guaranteed grin for dads, teachers, science lovers, and the chronically tired

Tags: cartoon einstein, funny aging, funny birthday gift, getting older humor, grumpy emoji
I Just Don’t Carrot All Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Who has time to care when you can carrot instead? This delightfully deadpan carrot — drawn by the artist’s daughter — captures the ultimate “meh” mood with headphones on and eyes rolled back. Whether you're over it, under it, or just vibing through life, this punny design says it all… without saying a word. Perfect for: Pun lovers and veggie fans Anti-morning people and introverts Fans of hand-drawn character art Anyone who “just doesn’t carrot all” today

Tags: funny food pun, vegetable humor, carrot joke, i dont carrot, deadpan humor
Don’t Tell Me the Sky Is the Limit Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Shoot past the clichés — and past the sky. This design blends space exploration with unshakable ambition: “Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.” Set against a full moon and featuring an iconic astronaut, this tee is for believers, doers, and those aiming for the impossible. Great for: Space lovers and STEM students Entrepreneurs, graduates, and dreamers Teachers, coaches, and motivators Fans of space travel, NASA, and moon landing history

Tags: astronaut, nasa style, moon landing, space inspiration, motivational quote
World's Okayest Graduate Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This disheveled guy made it by the skin of his teeth. Fun design for the graduate who almost didn't make it.

Tags: barely made it, college, funny, gift, graduation
Steven with a “PH” – Name Tag Joke Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The eternal struggle of being a Steven who’s constantly correcting people… but with class. This name tag design flips the joke on its head — it’s “Steven with a PH” for those who’ve heard “Is that with a V or PH?” way too many times. Whether you’re spelling it out or just done explaining, this tee does the talking. Perfect for: Stevens who deserve some respect People who love wordplay Icebreakers, parties, and office humor Clever gift givers

Tags: hello my name is, steven name tag, spelled with a ph, steven joke, identity humor
Stephen with a “V” – Name Tag Joke Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: You’ve explained it a hundred times… might as well wear it. This hilarious name tag spoof is perfect for any Stephen (with a "V") who's tired of spelling it out. Whether it’s a joke about names, identity, or just poking fun at awkward intros, this shirt will get laughs at every gathering — especially when someone says, “Wait… what?” Great for: Guys named Stephen (obviously) Ice breakers, name-tag events, awkward mixers Gag gifts for coworkers, grads, or introverts People who love smart visual humor

Tags: name tag, stephen name joke, stephen with a, hello my name is, funny name
I Just Don’t Carrot All – Retro Edition Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Apathy, but make it adorable — and vintage. This retro-style design stars a delightfully deadpan carrot, hand-drawn by the designer’s daughter, headphones on and totally checked out. Set against a warm vintage sunset backdrop, it’s the ultimate mood for introverts, burnt-out adults, and anyone who's just over it. Why You'll Love It: Features an original character illustration by the designer’s daughter Vintage-inspired color palette and layout A+ pun for veggie fans and sarcasm lovers Part of the Retro Veggie Collection — crafted with family collaboration

Tags: i dont care joke, funny carrot, vegetable pun, food humor, introvert humor
If You Drop the Cabbage… Heads Will Roll Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: crisp pun with serious consequences. This retro sunset design delivers the perfect play on words: “If you drop the cabbage, heads will roll.” It’s clever, bold, and features a hand-drawn cabbage character by the artist’s daughter — adding heart to the humor. Why You'll Love It: Vintage-style sunset background with bold distressed lines Hand-drawn cabbage “head” front and center (watch your footing!) Great for pun lovers, gardeners, kitchen clowns, or dad-joke royalty Part of our original retro veggie collection, created with family artistry

Tags: 70s color palette, cabbage pun, cooking humor, dad joke, distressed background
Serious Leek – Retro Edition Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This veggie does not have time for your nonsense. Featuring a hand-drawn leek character by the designer’s daughter, this design brings serious face energy with a classic pun twist. Framed by a warm retro sunset and distressed textures, it’s the perfect shirt for the no-nonsense foodie, dad joke enjoyer, or garden-grown grump in your life. Why You'll Love It: Includes a hand-illustrated leek by the designer’s daughter Vintage sunset palette with distressed accents Part of our Retro Veggie Collection — all family-created Great for food lovers, pun fans, or anyone who’s just done

Tags: vegetable pun, leek joke, foodie humor, serious pun, grumpy veggie
With Age Comes Wisdom – And a Lot of Back Pain Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Wisdom may come with age… but so do backaches, mystery joint noises, and an overwhelming desire to sit down. This retro-style design features a stick figure who’s clearly had enough, set against a vintage sunset background. Clean, classic, and hilariously relatable, this shirt is perfect for milestone birthdays, retirements, or anyone who’s earned every creak and crack. Why You'll Love It: Simple and expressive clipart design Warm retro tones with a distressed finish Perfect for gifting or just owning your age with pride Part of the Retro Humor Series — clean design, timeless truth

Tags: funny aging, senior humor, back pain joke, getting older, retro sunset

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