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Unlimited Potential – Vintage Inspirational Typography Design Bag

Description: Unlock your greatness with this bold, vintage-inspired message: “Your Potential Is Unlimited – Keep Pressing Forward.” This design blends antique signage flair with a powerful reminder to persevere, no matter the obstacle. With a distressed gold and green palette and ornamental frame, it's perfect for anyone chasing dreams, lifting others, or simply refusing to quit. Ideal for: • Students and grads • Entrepreneurs and creatives • Coaches, mentors, and motivators • Anyone who believes in pressing forward with purpose Great on: • Tees, hoodies, totes, stickers & more • Light and mid-tone backgrounds (Ivory, Chambray, Moss, Pepper) Wear your mindset. Speak your mission. Inspire daily.

Tags: coach gift idea, daily encouragement, distressed lettering, graduation gift, growth mindset
World's Okayest Graduate Bag

Description: This disheveled guy made it by the skin of his teeth. Fun design for the graduate who almost didn't make it.

Tags: barely made it, college, funny, gift, graduation
Steven with a “PH” – Name Tag Joke Bag

Description: The eternal struggle of being a Steven who’s constantly correcting people… but with class. This name tag design flips the joke on its head — it’s “Steven with a PH” for those who’ve heard “Is that with a V or PH?” way too many times. Whether you’re spelling it out or just done explaining, this tee does the talking. Perfect for: Stevens who deserve some respect People who love wordplay Icebreakers, parties, and office humor Clever gift givers

Tags: hello my name is, steven name tag, spelled with a ph, steven joke, identity humor
I Just Don’t Carrot All – Retro Edition Bag

Description: Apathy, but make it adorable — and vintage. This retro-style design stars a delightfully deadpan carrot, hand-drawn by the designer’s daughter, headphones on and totally checked out. Set against a warm vintage sunset backdrop, it’s the ultimate mood for introverts, burnt-out adults, and anyone who's just over it. Why You'll Love It: Features an original character illustration by the designer’s daughter Vintage-inspired color palette and layout A+ pun for veggie fans and sarcasm lovers Part of the Retro Veggie Collection — crafted with family collaboration

Tags: i dont care joke, funny carrot, vegetable pun, food humor, introvert humor
If You Drop the Cabbage… Heads Will Roll Bag

Description: crisp pun with serious consequences. This retro sunset design delivers the perfect play on words: “If you drop the cabbage, heads will roll.” It’s clever, bold, and features a hand-drawn cabbage character by the artist’s daughter — adding heart to the humor. Why You'll Love It: Vintage-style sunset background with bold distressed lines Hand-drawn cabbage “head” front and center (watch your footing!) Great for pun lovers, gardeners, kitchen clowns, or dad-joke royalty Part of our original retro veggie collection, created with family artistry

Tags: 70s color palette, cabbage pun, cooking humor, dad joke, distressed background
Serious Leek – Retro Edition Bag

Description: This veggie does not have time for your nonsense. Featuring a hand-drawn leek character by the designer’s daughter, this design brings serious face energy with a classic pun twist. Framed by a warm retro sunset and distressed textures, it’s the perfect shirt for the no-nonsense foodie, dad joke enjoyer, or garden-grown grump in your life. Why You'll Love It: Includes a hand-illustrated leek by the designer’s daughter Vintage sunset palette with distressed accents Part of our Retro Veggie Collection — all family-created Great for food lovers, pun fans, or anyone who’s just done

Tags: vegetable pun, leek joke, foodie humor, serious pun, grumpy veggie
With Age Comes Wisdom – And a Lot of Back Pain Bag

Description: Wisdom may come with age… but so do backaches, mystery joint noises, and an overwhelming desire to sit down. This retro-style design features a stick figure who’s clearly had enough, set against a vintage sunset background. Clean, classic, and hilariously relatable, this shirt is perfect for milestone birthdays, retirements, or anyone who’s earned every creak and crack. Why You'll Love It: Simple and expressive clipart design Warm retro tones with a distressed finish Perfect for gifting or just owning your age with pride Part of the Retro Humor Series — clean design, timeless truth

Tags: funny aging, senior humor, back pain joke, getting older, retro sunset

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