Description: Who has time to care when you can carrot instead? This delightfully deadpan carrot — drawn by the artist’s daughter — captures the ultimate “meh” mood with headphones on and eyes rolled back. Whether you're over it, under it, or just vibing through life, this punny design says it all… without saying a word. Perfect for: Pun lovers and veggie fans Anti-morning people and introverts Fans of hand-drawn character art Anyone who “just doesn’t carrot all” today
Description: Shoot past the clichés — and past the sky. This design blends space exploration with unshakable ambition: “Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.” Set against a full moon and featuring an iconic astronaut, this tee is for believers, doers, and those aiming for the impossible. Great for: Space lovers and STEM students Entrepreneurs, graduates, and dreamers Teachers, coaches, and motivators Fans of space travel, NASA, and moon landing history
Description: The eternal struggle of being a Steven who’s constantly correcting people… but with class. This name tag design flips the joke on its head — it’s “Steven with a PH” for those who’ve heard “Is that with a V or PH?” way too many times. Whether you’re spelling it out or just done explaining, this tee does the talking. Perfect for: Stevens who deserve some respect People who love wordplay Icebreakers, parties, and office humor Clever gift givers
Description: You’ve explained it a hundred times… might as well wear it. This hilarious name tag spoof is perfect for any Stephen (with a "V") who's tired of spelling it out. Whether it’s a joke about names, identity, or just poking fun at awkward intros, this shirt will get laughs at every gathering — especially when someone says, “Wait… what?” Great for: Guys named Stephen (obviously) Ice breakers, name-tag events, awkward mixers Gag gifts for coworkers, grads, or introverts People who love smart visual humor
Description: Apathy, but make it adorable — and vintage. This retro-style design stars a delightfully deadpan carrot, hand-drawn by the designer’s daughter, headphones on and totally checked out. Set against a warm vintage sunset backdrop, it’s the ultimate mood for introverts, burnt-out adults, and anyone who's just over it. Why You'll Love It: Features an original character illustration by the designer’s daughter Vintage-inspired color palette and layout A+ pun for veggie fans and sarcasm lovers Part of the Retro Veggie Collection — crafted with family collaboration
Description: crisp pun with serious consequences. This retro sunset design delivers the perfect play on words: “If you drop the cabbage, heads will roll.” It’s clever, bold, and features a hand-drawn cabbage character by the artist’s daughter — adding heart to the humor. Why You'll Love It: Vintage-style sunset background with bold distressed lines Hand-drawn cabbage “head” front and center (watch your footing!) Great for pun lovers, gardeners, kitchen clowns, or dad-joke royalty Part of our original retro veggie collection, created with family artistry
Description: This veggie does not have time for your nonsense. Featuring a hand-drawn leek character by the designer’s daughter, this design brings serious face energy with a classic pun twist. Framed by a warm retro sunset and distressed textures, it’s the perfect shirt for the no-nonsense foodie, dad joke enjoyer, or garden-grown grump in your life. Why You'll Love It: Includes a hand-illustrated leek by the designer’s daughter Vintage sunset palette with distressed accents Part of our Retro Veggie Collection — all family-created Great for food lovers, pun fans, or anyone who’s just done
Description: Wisdom may come with age… but so do backaches, mystery joint noises, and an overwhelming desire to sit down. This retro-style design features a stick figure who’s clearly had enough, set against a vintage sunset background. Clean, classic, and hilariously relatable, this shirt is perfect for milestone birthdays, retirements, or anyone who’s earned every creak and crack. Why You'll Love It: Simple and expressive clipart design Warm retro tones with a distressed finish Perfect for gifting or just owning your age with pride Part of the Retro Humor Series — clean design, timeless truth
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