Description: Wisdom doesn't come cheap — it comes with sore joints, naps at odd hours, and forgetting why you walked into a room. This delightfully grumpy Einstein-style emoji says what we're all thinking: With age comes wisdom… that must be why I feel so old. Perfect for milestone birthdays, retirement parties, or anyone embracing the aches with a sense of humor. Why It Works: Striking electric blue and white text combo Cartoon genius emoji with glorious silver hair and the weight of wisdom A guaranteed grin for dads, teachers, science lovers, and the chronically tired
Description: Wisdom may come with age… but so do backaches, mystery joint noises, and an overwhelming desire to sit down. This retro-style design features a stick figure who’s clearly had enough, set against a vintage sunset background. Clean, classic, and hilariously relatable, this shirt is perfect for milestone birthdays, retirements, or anyone who’s earned every creak and crack. Why You'll Love It: Simple and expressive clipart design Warm retro tones with a distressed finish Perfect for gifting or just owning your age with pride Part of the Retro Humor Series — clean design, timeless truth