I Just Don’t Carrot All – Retro Edition Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Apathy, but make it adorable — and vintage.This retro-style design stars a delightfully deadpan carrot, hand-drawn by the designer’s daughter, headphones on and totally checked out. Set against a warm vintage sunset backdrop, it’s the ultimate mood for introverts, burnt-out adults, and anyone who's just over it.Why You'll Love It:Features an original character illustration by the designer’s daughterVintage-inspired color palette and layoutA+ pun for veggie fans and sarcasm loversPart of the Retro Veggie Collection — crafted with family collaboration

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